Sogbomyokgildumjamkom is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, deceitful tortoise.

Sogbomyokgildumjamkom created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Sogbomyokgildumjamkom, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sogbomyokgildumjamkom, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sogbomyokgildumjamkom's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sogbomyokgildumjamkom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine lead sculptures of Sogbomyokgildumjamkom on top of important buildings.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Never jump near voles.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always obey Sogbomyokgildumjamkom's priests.