Mumcebzak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent bee.

Mumcebzak created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumcebzak, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mumcebzak, he will think nothing of it.

Mumcebzak's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Mumcebzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Do not take Mumcebzak's name in vain.

4. Put Mumcebzak first in all things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.