Yimsanrut is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awesome shark.

Yimsanrut created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Yimsanrut, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yimsanrut, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Yimsanrut's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Yimsanrut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never talk about ducks.