Tipbenjig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, tranquil mouse.

Tipbenjig created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipbenjig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tipbenjig, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tipbenjig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tipbenjig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tipbenjig.

2. Run away from brown manatees, for they are unholy.

3. Hide from magenta dogs for they are unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about nebulae.