Misfudlop is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, uncaring skunk.

Misfudlop created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misfudlop, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Misfudlop, it will turn you into a hamster.

Misfudlop's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Misfudlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Misfudlop loves cats, so they must be respected.

3. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Put Misfudlop first in all things.