Miljonsad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, astonishing mole.

Miljonsad created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miljonsad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Miljonsad, he will strike you with lightening.

Miljonsad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Miljonsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels in need.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. Always treat pigs with great respect.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Miljonsad loves monkeys, so they must be respected.