Bimvabfig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical warg.

Bimvabfig created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimvabfig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimvabfig, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bimvabfig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bimvabfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always stare at clouds.