Sugliplun is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, wise gnu.

Sugliplun created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugliplun, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sugliplun, she will laugh at you.

Sugliplun's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Sugliplun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Always obey Sugliplun's priests.

5. Never talk about fire.