Satzatfencem is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unjust ant.

Satzatfencem created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satzatfencem, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Satzatfencem, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Satzatfencem's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Satzatfencem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Never wear orange corsets.

3. Never feed bread to badgers while wearing indigo shirts.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.