Dumhimzit is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous chicken.

Dumhimzit created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumhimzit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dumhimzit, he will torture you forever.

Dumhimzit's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dumhimzit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dumhimzit.

2. Never paint your neck white.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.