Rapbellbif is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart goat.

Rapbellbif created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbellbif, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rapbellbif, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rapbellbif's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Rapbellbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never wear cyan trousers.

5. Worship no other gods but Rapbellbif.