Cipbutbud is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, tiresome scorpion.

Cipbutbud created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Cipbutbud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cipbutbud, he will destroy your home planet.

Cipbutbud's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cipbutbud's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.