Gedsigstig Nabgankap is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, contented squid.

Gedsigstig Nabgankap created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedsigstig Nabgankap, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gedsigstig Nabgankap, it will turn you into a puffin.

Gedsigstig Nabgankap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gedsigstig Nabgankap's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gedsigstig Nabgankap.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help great tits.