Litzodrot is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, capable porpoise.

Litzodrot created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Litzodrot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Litzodrot, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Litzodrot's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Litzodrot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Litzodrot.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.