Cidxincibvog Pogkombitcad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish spider.

Cidxincibvog Pogkombitcad created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidxincibvog Pogkombitcad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cidxincibvog Pogkombitcad, it will not invite you to parties.

Cidxincibvog Pogkombitcad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cidxincibvog Pogkombitcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never feed coconuts to great tits while wearing yellow rings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.