Fubnakjon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unfair wyvern.

Fubnakjon created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubnakjon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fubnakjon, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fubnakjon's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fubnakjon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not listen to music.