Gadnulham Sitwipged is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent naga.
Gadnulham Sitwipged created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in Gadnulham Sitwipged, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in Gadnulham Sitwipged, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Gadnulham Sitwipged's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Gadnulham Sitwipged's Holy Commandments
1. You must never eat onions.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gadnulham Sitwipged.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gadnulham Sitwipged.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.