Bidkarhatab Yimkabvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, tiresome butterfly.

Bidkarhatab Yimkabvonk created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidkarhatab Yimkabvonk, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidkarhatab Yimkabvonk, it will come to you in dreams.

Bidkarhatab Yimkabvonk's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bidkarhatab Yimkabvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.