Komhuglan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic snake.

Komhuglan created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komhuglan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Komhuglan, she will throw large rocks at you.

Komhuglan's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Komhuglan's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Komhuglan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Never write about stars.