Nibnigrul is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, resourceful duck.

Nibnigrul created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibnigrul, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nibnigrul, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nibnigrul's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nibnigrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never paint your face gray.

5. Never mention dogs.