Nurcibced is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish fairy.

Nurcibced created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurcibced, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurcibced, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nurcibced's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nurcibced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat gooseberries.