Flymifbog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless hamster.

Flymifbog created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flymifbog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flymifbog, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Flymifbog's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Flymifbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Hide if nine monkeys approach from the south.

3. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Flymifbog on top of important buildings.

4. Flymifbog loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Never look in ponds.