Kembogjin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent butterfly.

Kembogjin created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Kembogjin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kembogjin, it will turn you into a duck.

Kembogjin's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Kembogjin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Run away if five ducks approach from the north.

3. Kembogjin loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Put Kembogjin first in all things.