Dodvadsand Boss Taptamzog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring elephant.

Dodvadsand Boss Taptamzog created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dodvadsand Boss Taptamzog, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dodvadsand Boss Taptamzog, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dodvadsand Boss Taptamzog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dodvadsand Boss Taptamzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

5. Hide from red manatees for they are unholy.