Dutstikbepbass is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, egotistical gorilla.

Dutstikbepbass created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutstikbepbass, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dutstikbepbass, he will send you a sign.

Dutstikbepbass' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dutstikbepbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Erect three tin sculptures of Dutstikbepbass on top of important buildings.

4. Never bounce in the presence of monkeys.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.