Cinboggud is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless shark.

Cinboggud created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinboggud, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cinboggud, she will turn you into a mole.

Cinboggud's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cinboggud's Holy Commandments

1. Cinboggud loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Retreat if six turtles approach from the north.

3. Do not hurt birds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cinboggud.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.