Hunwabtarp is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring frog.

Hunwabtarp created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunwabtarp, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hunwabtarp, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hunwabtarp's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Hunwabtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about doves.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. Do not wear green clothing.