Zagzedtap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful faun.

Zagzedtap created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Zagzedtap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zagzedtap, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Zagzedtap's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Zagzedtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not commit murder.