Tanhomlargflan is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, competent cow.

Tanhomlargflan created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanhomlargflan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tanhomlargflan, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tanhomlargflan's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Tanhomlargflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about galaxies.