Gungadzag is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful centipede.

Gungadzag created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gungadzag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gungadzag, she will turn you into a rock.

Gungadzag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gungadzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never paint your face turquoise.