Somtiflag is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing grasshopper.

Somtiflag created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Somtiflag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Somtiflag, she will destroy your favourite star.

Somtiflag's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Somtiflag's Holy Commandments

1. Somtiflag must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not eat oranges.