Ripflagbep is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unselfish parrot.

Ripflagbep created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Ripflagbep, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ripflagbep, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ripflagbep's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Ripflagbep's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must love Ripflagbep.