Mingenfidbell is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, strong cat.

Mingenfidbell created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mingenfidbell, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mingenfidbell, she will remove you from existence.

Mingenfidbell's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Mingenfidbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat green fruit.