Sugmiptan is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, stupid dryad.

Sugmiptan created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugmiptan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sugmiptan, it will be mildly annoyed.

Sugmiptan's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sugmiptan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Sugmiptan loves swans, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.