Flamdamdag Cungedbif is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, astonishing toad.

Flamdamdag Cungedbif created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamdamdag Cungedbif, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flamdamdag Cungedbif, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flamdamdag Cungedbif's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Flamdamdag Cungedbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick gulls.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Never talk about turtles.