Tipcibgetstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful pig.

Tipcibgetstrag created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tipcibgetstrag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tipcibgetstrag, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tipcibgetstrag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tipcibgetstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Retreat if three turtles approach from the east.

3. Never bounce near eagles.

4. Tipcibgetstrag loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not shave your neck.