Pangkomjad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, almighty fish.

Pangkomjad created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Pangkomjad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pangkomjad, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pangkomjad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Pangkomjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Hide if seven pigs approach from the north.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.