Vabmidnak is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, selfish spider.

Vabmidnak created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabmidnak, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vabmidnak, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Vabmidnak's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Vabmidnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vabmidnak.