Cemgadnab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable weasel.

Cemgadnab created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Cemgadnab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cemgadnab, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cemgadnab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cemgadnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not bounce in public.