Cadlamhon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless butterfly.

Cadlamhon created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadlamhon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cadlamhon, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cadlamhon's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cadlamhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.