Tadwodmut is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unjust goat.

Tadwodmut created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadwodmut, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tadwodmut, he will refuse to believe in you.

Tadwodmut's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Tadwodmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Hide if six bats approach from the south.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.