Spagrapsaknan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic centipede.

Spagrapsaknan created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagrapsaknan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Spagrapsaknan, she will ignore you.

Spagrapsaknan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Spagrapsaknan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never bounce near sheep.

3. Never feed corn to tapirs while wearing indigo skirts.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

5. Always help sick cats.