Bamlimlap is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous alligator.

Bamlimlap created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamlimlap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bamlimlap, he will turn you into a mole.

Bamlimlap's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bamlimlap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Retreat if five otters approach from the north.

4. Erect six carbon sculptures of Bamlimlap on top of important buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bamlimlap.