Ranarthenbogyarphomvil is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, selfish fly.

Ranarthenbogyarphomvil created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Ranarthenbogyarphomvil, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ranarthenbogyarphomvil, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ranarthenbogyarphomvil's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Ranarthenbogyarphomvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Retreat if eight cats approach from the south.