Busvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, ruthless guinea pig.

Busvonk created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busvonk, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Busvonk, it will turn you into a sheep.

Busvonk's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Busvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.