Fet is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish chinchilla.

Fet created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fet, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fet, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fet's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fet's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are not to be trusted.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never eat coconuts.