Gensogart is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, impressive tapir.

Gensogart created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gensogart, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gensogart, he will turn you into a plant.

Gensogart's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Gensogart's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven monkeys approach from the west.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Put Gensogart first in all things.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Always pray immersed in water.