Fittadgabdon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful monkey.

Fittadgabdon created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fittadgabdon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fittadgabdon, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fittadgabdon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fittadgabdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back mauve.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about fire.