Fobspagtab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying cat.

Fobspagtab created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Fobspagtab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fobspagtab, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fobspagtab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fobspagtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Fobspagtab loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

4. Never mention doves.

5. Always stare at clouds.