Barnzangun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, humane rhinoceros.

Barnzangun created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Barnzangun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Barnzangun, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Barnzangun's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Barnzangun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Never look at moons.